I love uptempo hardcore, it makes me loose my mind and melts my brain to the consistency of a thick f’real milkshake. The sounds of the Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz and Unicorn on Ketamine makes me want to take the greatest drug, Cake from Czechoslovakia. The Piep kicks are orgasmic to my ears and helps me get tinnitus which is a bonus! I fucking love having a high pitched sine wave ringing in my ears 24-7 and with massive thanks to Uptempo Hardcore and some Skullcandy Crushers, they can give me the fastest and the most luxurious way to get hearing damage!

Jokes aside, I do like Uptempo Hardcore, it’s one of my favourite genres of all-time and it’s kinda like the stuff you’d see under the IDM genre.